Description:

This book is not for the faint of heart.

It's about a chap who promised to kill himself at age 27 if he hadn't fulfilled a certain promise. Well guess what? He didn't. And his 27th birthday has drawn nigh- TIME FOR THIS BOY TO DIE! The problem: nothing in this world comes for free, and even death can be hard to achieve.

"Happy birthday, old chum. Happy birthday to you! You promised to end this, let's see if you do!"

A message from the author:

Yes, I am new to the scene, but what you have before you is no novice f***ing attempt at writing. It is a full blown piece of literature; equipped with a fast paced plot, exceptionally honed characters, and hard-won lessons about life.

I used to have high hopes of everybody benefiting from this project- I'm starting to think it's only for the strong.

Now then: live well and have a joyous day.

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